Funny Quotes about Entrepreneurs
Following on from my previous post on Entrepreneur Success Quotes, here are some Funny Entrepreneur Quotes.
Some will make you laugh. Others, while painfully true, will also make you laugh, because as an Entrepreneur, you will identify with the sentiments from experience.
Enjoy these random ramblings from Entrepreneurs about the Entrepreneurship Lifestyle. I’m sure they’ll make you giggle…
“Entrepreneurship is the last refuge of the trouble making individual.” ~ Natalie Clifford Barney
“An entrepreneur tends to bite off a little more than he can chew hoping he’ll quickly learn how to chew it.” ~ Roy Ash
“Everything takes three times longer than it should. Especially the money part.” ~ Hugh MacLeod
“Once you become an entrepreneur, you find the company of non-entrepreneurs a lot harder to be around. You’ve seen things they haven’t; the wavelengths alter, it’s that simple.” ~ Hugh MacLeod
“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” ~ Vidal Sassoon, Donald Kendall
“The road to success is always under construction.” ~ Lily Tomlin
“My son is now an “entrepreneur.” That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” ~ Ted Turner
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” ~ Thomas Edison
“In business, the competition will bite you if you keep running, if you stand still, they will swallow you.” ~ Victoria Kiam
“There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do any business from there.” ~ Colonel Sanders
“I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.” ~ Steve Martin
“My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.” ~ Errol Flynn
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” ~ Jackie Mason
“I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.” ~ Unknown
“I have failed over and over gain in my life and that is why I succeed.” ~ Michael Jordan
“The most valuable thing you can make is a mistake – you can’t learn anything from being perfect.” ~ Adam Osborne
“The best way to get approval is not to need it.” ~ Hugh Macleod
And to cap it all off, enjoy this song about “Taking Care of Business” by Backman Turner Overdrive – a very funny, tongue-in-cheek rendition of moving from employee mentality to being self-employed… 
Have a listen to it every day to pump up your energy vibes and good, fun feelings – just like taking a super boost multi vitamin!…
Have FUN!…
Kathy 
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